So sue me. I haven't written in a while, I do have a life. (At least, I like to think I do). I say that while sitting by myself with the t.v. off, listening to Katy Perry, eating a Nobbly Bobbly. Hmmm. On Monday I started my exams. Fun. Three days in and I've sat two English Language papers and a (I quote) 'Preparation for Working Life', what a load of old poop that is.
I have to say, where do they get the exam invigilators from. I swear they just go to the local retirement home and kidnap about twenty residents. However, there was one lady in there today who looked around twenty. She looked so pregnant I was nervous her water's would break every time she walked by me. You also always get a complete bitch. No doubt about it. My last Spanish exam, there was an old man (yeah, guess he was kidnapped), who was really nasty. That's why it was awesome when he fell over a desk, whilst yelling at someone to take their dictionary to the front. Today I had an old lady (she, by the way, was wearing a hideous pink cardigan with pictures of cats printed on it), who had a go at me for not writing the question numbers on the front of my paper. Woah, sorry love.
My sister is outside flirting with a boy. I find that hard to believe as she bought a Justin Beiber doll yesterday. But I like this guy he says he's going to set fire to it. We are best friends all ready.
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